First Class Hooligan

Jennifer, 21. San Francisco.
Tune in. Enjoy. Sleep tight.

wilwheaton:

napdreams:

I’m going to do the bowling show with Chris because I love him, but I’m so terrible at bowling, I’d almost rather do a giant dick show.

…wait. That’s not right at all.

I’m growing up

and sometimes I wish I could step on the breaks of the proverbial car.

But life doesn’t slow down. It moves at one speed; a speed that at times you can’t control. But unless you want to crash into a street light, you have to take the wheel and hope for the best.

Gosh, I hope I don’t crash.

But no sooner had he made it clear to himself and his friends that she hardly had a good feature in her face, than he began to find it was rendered uncommonly intelligent by the beautiful expression of her dark eyes. To this discovery succeeded some others equally mortifying.

—Jane Austen (Pride and Prejudice)

I adore this movie. Let the shameless quote disbursement commence!

(Source: pas-de-chat)